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the iliad
achilles big salty, trojan bros caught in 4k, city going bruh-level meltdown. w drama, 100% based.
the adventures of huckleberry finn
huck yeets from civil society, links with jim, raft life hits diff. dodging l's, chasing w's, river got that main character energy.
the odyssey
odysseus ghosting cyclops & sirens, tries not to flop but finna get that home sweet home. big bde of cunning tbh.
the aeneid
trojan boi aeneas on a no cap mission to found rome, basically said "secure the bag or crash out." spoiler: he secures it, bestie.
hamlet
hamlet mad pressed, dad ghost drops the worst dm of all time, uncle sus af. whole kingdom in shambles cuz bro won't touch grass.
the declaration of independence
colonies went no cap on king george, dropped the hardest breakup letter in history. life, liberty, and vibes only.
the republic
plato spittin facts about justice and the ideal state. socrates stays undefeated in debate club.
pride and prejudice
lizzy bennet vs toxic masculinity, darcy glow-up arc goes crazy. jane austen understood the assignment fr.
paradise lost
satan main character energy, heaven vs hell beef eternal. milton went sicko mode on biblical fanfic.
meditations
marcus aurelius personal journal hits different. stoic emperor dropping wisdom while running rome.
divine comedy: inferno
dante speedruns hell tiers, virgil best tour guide. medieval doom eternal vibes go crazy.
divine comedy: purgatorio
dante climbs redemption mountain, souls grinding for heaven access. mid-tier afterlife hits different.
divine comedy: paradiso
dante achieves peak enlightenment, heaven tour maximum vibes. beatrice best girl confirmed.
bible: old testament
OG biblical lore drops. god tier world building, moses main character arc goes crazy.
bible: new testament
jesus speedruns salvation meta, apostles document the whole vibe. christianity origin story hits different.
the quran
final islamic scripture drops, prophet muhammad delivers divine bars. monotheism endgame achieved.
romeo and juliet
teen love speedrun any%, family beef ruins everything. shakespeare understood toxic relationships fr.
a midsummer night's dream
fairy drama, love potion chaos, donkey transformation wild. shakespeare on that fantasy pack.
the epic of gilgamesh
ancient mesopotamian hero grinding for immortality, bromance with enkidu goes hard. OG epic poetry hits different.
the bhagavad gita
krishna drops philosophy mid-battle, arjuna contemplates existence. hindu wisdom literature stays undefeated.